“The” Survey!

I am sure you must have already read this…Nevertheless…. 

A Worldwide survey was once conducted by the United Nations.

The only question asked was:  

“Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food  shortage in the rest of the world?”

The survey was a huge failure: 

In Africa they didn’t know what ‘food’ meant.

In Europe they didn’t know what ’shortage’ meant.

In China they didn’t know what ‘opinion’ meant.

In India they didn’t know what ‘ honest ‘ meant.

In the Middle East they didn’t know what ’solution’ meant.

In South America they didn’t know what ‘please ‘ meant.

And in the USA they didn’t know what ‘ the rest of the world ‘ meant!

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